Criminal

Not true. If the times were shorter you would still be able to pick up liquids.

He argued in federal court today that members of native American tribes are not citizens.

I had a very sturdy, energetic dog who loved chasing a thrown ball. He was tied to a long rope (about 100 feet). I did not pay attention to where the rope was and threw the ball and he exploded from my side and flew like a rocket after the ball. The rope, unfortunately, was tied to a tree in the direction I was throwing but was curled behind me. I was wearing shorts and as the rope started to be pulled away, it pulled up against both of my calves and abraded all of the skin from the backs of my legs away in a moment, and then the rope was pulled taught, deftly swiping both of my legs out from underneath me, dropping me backwards onto my head on a stone patio, splitting my scalp and spraying blood all over my white canvas outdoor furniture. The dog looked very proud for catching the ball when he loped up to me afterwards.

What’s the letter “t” for?

Is that Santa giving head to an elf? Nice.

Trump doesn’t pay his vendor invoices.

Women always will be habitually underestimated.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

Do frat boys assault underaged girls?

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

Needs mayo

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

Also the least wealthy joint.

Looks like a great place to film a porn, Dawg.

This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.

You could try but typically archers prefer to own rather than rent.

Just because what they show you looks like a hot dog doesn’t make it a puppy.