That’s not what a bellend is lmao

I bet they’re so happy to be back under China’s thumb now

Popular tourist souvenir in Iceland too, as they have that penis museum there

Hey that’s not all they do!

About once a month on a Saturday afternoon they spend an hour or two holding up protest signs before going home for a self-congratulatory wank.

As a kid I had to go to hospital because I ran around with a toothbrush in my mouth and fell on it

We have silicone ones but I don’t like them as they retain the taste of washing up liquid on them

Within a neighbourhood you usually open one house and all the others and their occupants are “paused” mid-activity. However Sims from the “paused” houses can randomly visit the one you have open without breaking the continuity of their own household.

E.g. you leave one house with the sim in the shower, go play a different house and hey presto the sim that was in the shower comes to visit. You then switch back to the other house and the sim is still in the shower.

So the murder clown would be paused in his house doing nothing yet still be making cameo visits around the neighbourhood.

“The greatest argument against democracy is a conversation with the average voter”

Yeah the tree:land ratio of my back garden is highly in favour of the trees. Every autumn the entire area gets coated in a thick layer of sycamore leaves that can easily take a year to decompose even in a compost pile. I rake that shit into piles over my flowerbeds for the winter, then into the compost during the spring. I would mow them but it’s the UK so it’s rare to find an autumn day where the leaves aren’t too wet and soggy.

Whenever I see someone writing “Ahh” I like to imagine that they are using voice typing while at the dentist, which works in two ways for this one

Jaguar had no choice. I was working for one of their suppliers until a couple of years ago and their sales figures were not good. Nobody was buying their saloon cars anymore, and their SUVs were selling well but were essentially eating into Land Rover’s market share, so they had to do something different. It is easier to sell low numbers of outrageously expensive cars than to mass produce cheaper ones so that’s what they’re gonna do.

I assume anyone with one of those BMWs with the giant grilles is a psychopath.