… into cheap chinese toys only

You have constant diarrhea. You’re welcome

No don’t tell me dawg

Das ist doch der Witz

No no no inflation

There aren’t actually more, they’re just less powerful

Jesus drank for our sins

Does flipping the page by hand break the ebook?

What works for me is looking into a light and continuously swallowing my saliva as often as possible

Who’s that green idiot?!

China could care less about the tariffs. The US need china however

I want lemmy to succeed. Sadly reddit has better shitposts

If you can’t even stay out of severe trouble and be grateful for the asylum you don’t deserve your asylum spot. Many people are waiting to replace you.

https://de.euronews.com/2025/04/04/vier-palastina-aktivisten-droht-abschiebung-aus-deutschland

Die Freie Universität hatte den Vorfall damals unmittelbar danach als “gewalttätigen Angriff” verurteilt, bei dem 40 maskierte Personen versucht hätten, ein Campus-Gebäude zu stürmen, “Mitarbeiter verbal zu bedrohen und körperliche Gewalt anzuwenden”. Nach Angaben der Universität wurden IT-Geräte zerstört, Räume verwüstet und ein Hamas-Symbol an eine Wand gesprüht

Being a part of a group that does this counts as well.

Seeking asylum is not a ticket to wreak havoc at no risk

Context for all the people who think this is some illegal bs: The group of protesters invaded a campus building, threatened staff, destroyed IT equipment, vandalised entire rooms and sprayed a hamas symbol on a wall

Yeah no let’s tolerate this <3

In germany you are allowed to sue the state. If they felt like they were mistreated they would have already sued. No answer is also an answer

If you don’t want to be a journalist, don’t be a journalist. As far as we know a random idiot feom 4chan could’ve written that article

Intentional brain drain. That can only end well, can it?

Author: “Anonymous”

Peak journalism

moved to maths

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