Nothing wrong with strippers. Just don’t confuse good customer service with love.

TIL J.D. Vance is related to a couch

It sounds like we have to deport those coyotes back to where they came from.

I hope no one gets Angela Chao’d.

Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.

Wow, I didn’t know Lindsey Graham was a Dodge and Mopar fan. I’m more of Charger kind of guy myself, but to each their own.

Oh…

Oui Oui!

I’m inclined

So are the stairs

Donnie, are you okay?

So, Donnie are you okay?

Are you okay, Donnie?

Wanks for the memories

Oooh! He said ^damn oooh!

Notice me, Daddy!

GPU - Gato purring unit

Who? 😂

Whenever I see a word ending in -ly now, I think of a random start up company.

Warmly sounds like a heating company…

If everyone’s polygamous, no one is

It’s to die for

“Make Attorneys Get Attorneys” comes full circle

You 🎄say 🎄Merry🎄 Christmas🎄not🎄Happy🎄Holidays🎄Jesus🎄didn’t🎄die🎄for🎄 us🎄 so 🎄you 🎄can🎄disrespect🎄Santa🎄Clause!🎄