Hello!

While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

I was going to say this is a normal line cook breakfast

I remember being so pissed off about Oz even being in the race. Dude is from NJ, he shouldn’t have ever been running in PA. I expected better of Fetterman when I voted for him, but I’ll take most anyone over Dr Oz

We are all rock on this blessed day

Go fast enough and you can make him spank himself

Bro, what is with you today? Between this and the toenails, you really want to hurt us don’t you?

Does anyone know how I can delete a post uploaded by someone else?

Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.

Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.

Love me some gravity falls. Also same

They’re not calling for hi m to legalize it, the letter they wrote is asking him to reschedule it from a schedule 1 drug to a schedule 3 drug. Still can’t see him doing it.

Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

Probably gonna die