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They’re filled with custard/pudding not just whipped cream.

Back when I used to let my cat outside I had to do this move with a live hummingbird she had caught (it was unharmed)

Uncle tom seems out of place in that list

I feed my local slugs too! Not intentionally though, the little jerks can’t get enough of my mushrooms and cabbages

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I worked on a sailing ship with some Kiwis it never got old hearing them call “all hands on dick” or calling for assistance from the dickhands.

I’m pretty sure that historically “sodomy” included oral sex

Don’t forget all the maritime industries