“This can’t possibly be the same 9PM at which I once would prepare for outings.”

Does this work better, or am I crazy?

Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)

oPinIon diSCarDeD 🤡

I bet you have lots of friends! Hahaha

You know… you can pickle your own stuff, without HFCS, right?

And who are you, exactly? I don’t like pewdiepie, or at least I haven’t since I was a literal teenager. He’s a strange person with a strong ego at times, but I’m all for more mainstream exposure to de-Googling, linux, and self-hosting. Just take the win.

Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.

They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.

Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)

Frozen blueberries are heavenly. If you rinse them with water and let them sit a few minutes, they sometimes develop a thin icy shell. Immaculate.

My microwave has a half minute add button, but it takes 2-3 seconds to accept another press of the same button. This condition is not true for any other button on microwave.

I just manually type in my times now.

Toebama

I didn’t know about this, and I probably would have been better off without it. Thank you, though :)

Are “steamed hams” considered water-based cooking?

Drinking borgs?

Some classes don’t require labs. A handful of people that I’ve seen will only show up for quizzes and exams and still pass the class. Why they do it? No clue.

In particular, the classes I’ve seen this happen usually provide a semester-long list of what textbook chapters will be covered in which weeks. If the textbook is thorough enough and the course adheres to the text, it’s doable.

Because following at home and teaching yourself the material throughout the semester is different from knowing it all already.

I did some looking around and found a product called Mic-Lock which can do what you described, but it’s not quite as small as you wanted.

If you are willing to get your hands dirty, you could buy TRS connectors and solder 8 ohm resistors from each channel to ground. Might have to shave down the pins and print some caps for them.

You must drink copious amounts of water to convert into spaghetti and meat (but immunity to water intoxication).

It takes something like 1800 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of beef… but I feel like that’s too extreme for a side-effect. Anyone care to suggest a good ratio?

You can’t actually change time, just your perception of time.

If you can’t perceive anything while time is frozen as a consequence of biological structure, then your “side-effect” is just complete nullification. You wouldn’t be changing your perception of time at all. Not much of a side-effect.

If your brain and senses can act at super speed but everything else in your body acts in real time, you’d still have an advantage in reaction time as you would be able to recognize and initiate your first reaction near-instantly.

It would be great for raw reaction time, granted you’d still have to wait for your body to catch up.

Your government finds this ability useful and decides to collect you for… testing. Indefinitely.

When the ice melts, it turns into PFAS