Yeah these are all logically sound. Most examples people are putting in comments are also pretty true.

I don’t know how else to explain it. I guess you just have to be against the Internet one this one.

No. Nothing was said. Nobody said it. The meme wouldn’t make sense if it was;

No one: anything

No. All of 'em. Americans do go far enough. Everyone should walk around with little nubs.

No. Nothing was said. And nobody said it.

Don’t ask me, I think we should just cut the whole thing off.

I can’t shake the feeling it looks like plastic, but that means we’ll have imminent catastrophic failure.

What’s the chimney made out of, I can’t tell

Haha the irony of you coming out so strongly after your original statement is gold.

Better to think of it as “nothing was said, and nobody said it”

Don’t really want to have to explain. It’s all here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nobody

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It’s a meme format that has been around forever.

No, how dare you throw shade at this fictional character from 30 years ago, don’t you know she was abused?!

Estimates are they need to lose 500K before they even begin to falter.

That’s grasping at straws. The Holocaust is tangentially related. It’s not doing anything for people who don’t believe.

If you think ‘get a girlfriend’ is some deeply misogynistic language indicative of how terrible the patriarchy is, you need to get some perspective.

This was a throwaway joke about struggling to find a girlfriend. There is nothing toxic or dangerous going on here. They’re not blaming an outer system. Lots of men do genuinely have problems getting the confidence and self esteem to approach women, calling them whiny assholes is not very helpful.

Tirade against incels elsewhere.

All men struggling to find a girlfriend are hateful misogynists? No, so it doesn’t help to immediately brand them as such.

I would say a joke about how hard it can be for people to get a girlfriend immediately setting of incel alarms for you is being overly sensitive. It’s a very relatable and common experience for a lot of young men, so it is ripe for comedy. I guess struggling to get a girlfriend can technically make you involuntarily celibate, but I don’t think that was what you meant.

No, because Oppenheimer was not an instructional video on nuclear drills. Not that there are any; if nukes successfully hit, it’s the lottery if you survive healthy enough to continue humanity. I’m not sure how Oppenheimer is meant to change that fact. Good job reading my comment with zero comprehension I guess.

Like most Nolan films, it is pseudo-intellectual tripe that allows people to think they’re smart because they can follow the plot of a simple Hollywood blockbuster produced for the lowest common denominator. Its cinematography is like they’re making a tiktok to hold your atrophied attention span.

The fact that you refer to the plot as ‘the most important and impressive complex storyline ever’ portrays your age, how little film you watch, and probably why we shouldn’t believe your take on either Barbie, Oppenheimer, or anything else.