Curved brim, not straight.

Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

Thanks, I hate it.

I need an illustration or something

Wut

The use of a time machine is implied in these situations

Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Slammed your mom

Thanks etherium

Arby’s twice

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Mom is gonna be pissed

Unfinished faggot?

Teeth too. Try going to the hospital for a dental emergency.

Dunno. Following up on this, your mom.

Your mom.

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!