A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid-head

Dangerops prangent sex

Miniatures wargaming and lifting over here. Also got divorced, which was good.

BARB LEFT

Yeah and it’s impossible to win against them unless you’re following the bug avoidance guide.

Yinz goin aht n abaht in dahntahn Picksburgh to watch da Stillers game?

Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

Supermassive black hole in my ass

Whoopie pies aren’t pies, it’s two cookies with frosting between them. Source is I am Pennsylvanian

What if his head just, like, did that

American, and this is the correct answer

WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?

Still waiting on that Trump health plan

Maybe don’t make your whole political strategy about tearing people down and try to actually run candidates who are better in some measurable way

Oh Don Piano

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

Jokes are usually more clever 🤣