Well, he’s not “one of us” anymore. (For those that don’t know one of his campaign slogans was “He’s one of us!”)

You know… this is the first time I saw the tacked on “Donald Trump” they didn’t even manage to match the font of the original name. They somehow did a worse job then “The Ichy & Scratchy & Poochy show” did in the Simpsons.

Reeeally hope those were dentures… otherwise, ow.

Fresh meat volunteering for the front lines!

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I really shouldn’t joke, Putin might.

Remember back when he supported Junteenth as a holiday?

Well of course. Honestly I’m surprised it took this long. As I’ve said in the past, there’s no bigger tent than a fascist who needs power, and no smaller one than a fascist who has power. Trump has gotten the votes he needed from the Catholics, so it’s out with “We’re all Christians here!” and in with “They’re not real true Christians!” In this case apparently because they commit the sin of empathy.

I don’t think “Fake it till you make it” works very well as a military strategy.

Fallout is what’s truly needed to Make America Healthy Again!

Since we all know Global Warming is a hoax, obviously those mosquitoes were smuggled into Iceland by Antifa.

Based on what we’ve seen so far from this administrations appointees I’m guessing the answer is “Incompetence and corruption”

And we see that MAGA should actually stand for Make America Greatly Anemic.

“Wait Hegseth’s going to be the special boy at this meeting? He can’t do that, I’m the special boy!”

I gotta respect how quickly they produced that hat.

The gathering, which is scheduled to take place Tuesday, was described as a “pep rally.”

He’s going to rant about how great he is, then ask for his boots to be tongue polished, got it.

“I’ve never seen anything like this before, and it just seems extremely bizarre and strange,” Hertling said.

Get used to it dude.

Actually if you really gave birds Coco Puffs they’d probably just die, chocolate is toxic to birds.

One of the few things the US is still a world leader in is right wing crazy.

They need an audience to perform for. When ever you see a social media “safe space” for conservatives (Voat, Truth Social, etc.) they almost always wither and die. They need people to blame for being everything wrong with the world as well as react to their terrible takes, otherwise there’s no point in shouting their outrage and anger on the internet.

Oh my gosh, such cold blooded and explicit calls for murder!

but for others it can become chronic, which leads to liver disease, cirrhosis, liver transplant, and liver cancer.

I get what they’re saying here, hep B can fuck up your liver badly enough that you need a transplant, but listing it there makes it sound like liver transplant is a symptom of hepatitis B. Like one day you’ll get so sick that you’ll you’ll be walking down the street and suddenly have a liver transplant happen out of the blue.

It’s always amazing to realize that the grifters are just a cog in the griftosphere where they reside. Although the grifter Charley Kirk may be dead, all the other grifters attached him are trying to attach other gears to the grift machine so make paychecks keep coming in.

It’s parasites all the way down.