Huh. I’m curious why they are focusing on the ink as the vector for this pathogen, but no mention of the shop’s sterile procedures (although given that one of the four patients had the tattoo as far back as 35 years ago, a proper investigation might have been tough.)

I think the PSA here is:

If you want to get a tattoo, check and research both the shop and artists on your own before committing. Make sure that they are following all possible health care practices, including their use of legit sourced tools and equipment. And please, please, follow the shop’s post-care instructions to avoid any infections.

Please, please, let me hear that sweet innocent Elon has somehow tragically and totally accidentally fallen out of window in the next few months.

Uh huh, no thanks. We need to clean house on our own.

"Oh, no, I failed…

…anyways. "

Either this mf has the delusional cojones of a Bond villain right before he dies in an explosion

Or, they know this will fail and are ramping the rhetoric to ensure this will distract as much as possible from whatever they need.

Hate to say it, but this reminds me of that Monty python Meaning of Life sketch about the John Cleese teaching bored kids about sex

I really want to trust Platner, he says all the right things, but I’m just concerned if he might flip a-la-Fetterman once he gets elected. I’d probably vote for him (given the option), and just pray I’m proven wrong.

I cannot stop laughing, thank you so much for that!

Can’t help adding:

-“Les testicules terribles”

-" You’re a man?" crotch grab on Raiden no need on Snake apparently.

-" nano-machines, son"

-" Amazing how you walk around like that"

Seth Meyers got to him ?? At this point it feels like every staff handler at the white house is probably keeping any mention of South Park away from Trump.

Or maybe the boomer doesn’t think a silly cartoon show is a threat to him (and oh how wrong he is)

I swear to god this global whack-a-mole trying to smack nazis.

Nice one.

Ah. I think his brilliant plan is to replace Spain with Argentina.

At what point are the grifters going to reach critical mass? Really hoping they self collapse or at least canibalize each other before they take us with them.

Anyone else think that they will pull an Edith Willson and try to ‘weekend at Bernies’ for as long as possible? Haven’t seen the comments below, so this has probably already been brought up.

Oops someone missed the most recent memo.

Nice one, mate!

Very true. I was just hoping -naively- about a future point of self awareness or lucidity in my compatriots that may never occur.

Nope, God is just a lousy shot.

Recognizing an error publicly or even out loud to those you are close with is something that takes courage and dignity.

Yeah, for a trump voter, that’s a tough hill to climb and probably outside most of their lifespans.

I really hope an unintended consequence of this is causing Meta and Instagram to take a hit to their shares.