Thank you, the real joke is actually funny!

Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I don’t think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?

That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

His brain is buffering.

What’s Trump’s stance on Israel?

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

It’s just Swamp German

Here in the US it’s Ginger Ale

Last I heard the Game of Thrones guys were adapting it into a series but I don’t think it’s out yet.

Merkuh

At least the stickers have the PLU on them, helps for self-checkout. So mostly useless

Where I live the only fruits that don’t have stickers are tomatoes.

-Sent from my living rock

When I visited Japan every seat on transit was fabric. Coming from SEPTA in Philly it truly skeeved me out

I’ve been pirating Ahsoka because my subscription to Disney+ is region locked while I’m on vacation. Easier than fiddling around with VPNs.

A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)

I tried to make accounts on 2 other instances apart from World and it just… didnt work. They took my email and didnt give me a usable account. Sh.itjust.doesntwork

Currently incarcerated? No. Formerly incarcerated? Why not?