Maybe let them get birth control without their parents’ permission? They block that too

Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?

Which ironically makes them all look more life like

Or stop defending rapists

In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people’s lives

“UAW president literally destroys Trump…”

Property value in most places absolutely sets your taxes, which is part of your monthly mortgage payment

So yes, the principal+interest doesn’t change but when most people talk about their monthly mortgage they talk about the total amount they pay to live in their house that they’re making payments on

The Republicans have done master level manipulation where the groups of people they treat the worst think they’re on their side. It’s astounding

He’s just sad because he thinks everyone else is better than him

And for once, he’s right

If AOC did this they’d burn down the Capitol

You don’t even have to fondle if you’re gay. Just being around kids is apparently bad

I’m willing to concede to that accurate idea

conservative sub-human

Hey man. There’s no need for that

Very redundant

Epitome of small government!

Just find a restaurant right next to the clinic and say it’s her favorite spot. She’s got some wild cravings and it’s the only place in hundreds of miles where you can get (insert unique dessert here)

Wild that the people who lose their shit that vaccines are tracking us through imaginary microchips are voting for people who want to track everything we do

Oh but we’ll have the imaginary issue of “conception queens” who get pregnant in December and abort in January just to get tax breaks

They’ll envision it as this widescale issue that doesn’t actually exist

Yes that got me wet and I’m a man

Good point. I’m going to start celebrating my Conceived Day sometime in late February

Now, for that uncomfortable conversation with my parents to find out the actual date

The party that actively fights to take away support to actual alive people are against this too? Shocker

Well, during the covid crisis he did say “I take no responsibility at all” which is the most honest and accurate thing he has ever said in his life