Billionaires need their heads separated from their bodies. Nothing more.

My sense of responsibility won’t let me miss deadlines, but that’s a rare occasion, and I make up for it by doing literally nothing but dialing in to required meetings and deflecting work for however many days as I feel makes it right.

Is this about the guy who made Tesseract?

“I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!”

They’re catching the invisible katana of Satan.

Of course they’re going to try to capitalize on it. You don’t invest in something without expecting some kind of return.

I never said I hoped they were, just that I expect them to be. I’d rather see them live a long, miserable life in prison as well.

How long before they’re Epstein’d because they know too much?

And Eastern Washington is the state’s Bible Belt.

He was never the same after he exploded that bird.

Kate McKinnon’s abduction sketches are pretty stellar.

By design.

Excellent! Now, what can we do to really crank those numbers up?

The dude on the ride is the only one of them with any balls at all. It’s a carnival ride that 12-year-olds go on.

What a bunch of wimps.

Keith Richards’ senior class photo.

Uhhh… Go Seahawks?

This motherfucker will soon be advocating for the return of full-blown slavery while thinking he’s safe because MAGA keeps saying he’s “one of the good ones” and he truly believes that is a compliment.

The guy who stares at a goat