Glad to see this is still around.

Different kind of body count.

Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung

You know someone called him that like 5 hours before he used it.

My guess is he was talking to bubba and spoke out of turn.

Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.

I think the meme is classist because it directs anger toward the people living in the pictured low-income housing. People who have the least control over the forces shaping their lives. Meanwhile, the billionaire class, who paid a hefty and blood-soaked price to keep them uneducated and inundated with right-wing propaganda, escape scrutiny.

Don’t get me wrong, the people in that picture probably suck. They’re more of a symptom tho.

At least they’re not wasting resources and fossil fuels during a time that is critical for the planets climate. /s

Brace as in brace for all the alcohol I will consume in celebration?

Please go talk to a real person, because this is the kind of shit you’re supposed to share with your close friends so they can say, “Jesus dude are you okay?”

So glad the most armed nation is history is run by such mature level headed adults.

Seriously, why does everything feel like fucking dumbass highschool bullies are running things? Was that Bowling for Soup song right??

Dunning Kruger.

Your body is so much more complicated than a function that takes calories as input and outputs an expected result. You need more than just calories, you need nutrients. A nutrient deficient person does not burn calories the same way a person with a balanced diet does.

Like just think for a second. Is the only variable of food that matters is calories, then why do you need vitamins? Why do we split calories into categories like protein, carbs, veggies, fruits, etc? Why can you get a PhD in nutrition if it’s only as simple as calories in calories out?

The simple answer is it’s not simple. Asserting that it is when it isn’t creates some terrible narratives around exercise, diet, and body image.

The first and second images are fantasy.

How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great (it wasn’t, it’s literally just now but worse), but nobody wants to imagine what they could do to make now better?

CNN is owned by Warner Discovery, which is owned by private equity. They don’t just lick the boot, they are the boot. All major media corporations in America are owned by the corporate elite.

Larry Ellison is trying to buy TikTok and his son runs CBS. Elon owns X. Zuck owns Threads, Facebook, Instagram, and what’s app. Murdoch owns fox, but also News Corp, which runs The Wall Street Journal, The Times (of London), The Sun, The Australian, Herald Sun, The Daily Telegrap, and the New York Post. He also owns Tubi. Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post. Allmost all of the mainstream ways of getting news are owned by billionaires.

DONALD THE CHEAPSKATE, BREAKER OF TREATIES, MOLESTER OF CHILDREN, PROTECTOR OF PEDOPHILES, AND SHITTER OF PANTS. FIRST OF HIS NAME AND LAST IF WE’RE LUCKY. LONG MAY HIS STENCH LINGER.

Damn, street performers are really changing the game. Depressed tree is a unique take on the human statue routine.

OMG, there used to be this YTMND where the gun was replaced with a kit kat. I have to find it.

Found it!

If she’s a 10, and she does that, doesn’t that mean I’m into it?

You’ve become a person who puts the pleasure of others above your own delicate sensabilities. Congratulations on not being prude 🎉

The right is about to learn the very important lesson that support of gun control does not necessarily imply a lack of gun ownership.

(was just teasing, I still think it’s good the US participated on the right side at least, because that wasn’t always going to go that way).