My my…

Quoth the Raven, “Trevor Moore.”

I don’t have shy bladder, my urethra just looks like one of those crazy straws with all the loop-da-loops, just takes a while make it to the exit

This is a subtle shittyasklemmy disguised as an asklemmy.

Who run Bartertown?

BAC of 0% and situational awareness and a buddy

Chopped and screwed

TulpaGPT

Nope, the overall shape matches but the Saturn had a circular d-pad and six face buttons. Your point (I assume) that it looks hopelessly retro stands.

“cracking down on fentanyl”

The War on Drugs is well-documented to be a racist pretext for mass incarceration and violation of 4th Amendment rights, etc., (see The New Jim Crow for example), so Sanders is either a useful idiot or complicit.

Yum, sandpaper! /s

fauxtran was right there

This sentence is funny if you’re Australian

https://renote.net/articles/198647 The epítome of bad Japanese subtitling is Toda Natsuko. My favorite example is from Apollo 13. She didn’t understand that “opening” a circuit causes electricity to stop flowing, so she mistranslated it as “turn it on!”

Big “my parents spanked me and I turned out just fine” energy

Extroverts dominate the narrative.

It’s fun to see old reddit memes on decentreddit

Veterinary syringes are “veterinary” for a reason

Japanese citizens aren’t even allowed to leave North Korea. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megumi_Yokota

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