If not overdone that’s perfectly healthy tbh

Um…if you’re prone to tripping over running anywhere might be a bad idea

An undercooked venison burger. I can’t remember what it tasted like when I ate it, but coming back up it was very unpleasant

Perhaps the most American statement…

But no, the massage gun was definitely too violent for what I need for my face

Not a bad call, actually

I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!

…but I may be the only one

Many of London’s other rivers are underground now, and we could make it a nice scenic walk, or fill it with flowers and make it a bee corridor

Because they’re not conservatives, they’re radical regressives

The tories have any credibility? The government have any credibility? Hell, politics in this country has any credibility? Catapult every MP into the Thames, then p[ave the Thames.

Naah, cunts are warm, deep and desirable

I said throw them in a hole and then fill the hole in on top of them. I admit it’s not a plan that’s likely to be very successful

They wanna block the road, help them! Make the road completely impassable behind them. And in front of them. And under them. Just dig a big hole and chuck them in there. Then help your neighbours by refilling the hole to repair the road.

n.b. this may fail at the “legally” part

“Ooh I have a choice between genocide or genocide with extra fucking awful fascist bullshit. Which shall I choose? I know, I’ll go for the obviously worse option because I’m a good person” <— you

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I have a hyphen in my bluesky username and dots in my discord one because of this