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I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.

“You fucking Nazi!”

“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”

30% worse, 150% saltier.

One of my older minivans had a digital thermostat and it was just about the only digital control in a car I can tolerate. Though, I am still doubtful if it was actually the temp I set it to. It’s not like I had a thermometer inside the car.

I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.

Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?

Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?

Yeah; you don’t put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you’d like, really). lol

If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn’t be eating Hamburger Helper.

I fucking love that he wrote that to be like WWE intro music, and it ended up being the main anthem associated with clowns. 🤣🤡

Darth Vader theme

Ahem… Actually, it’s called the Imperial Death March. 🤓

Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich.

Unless he read this article he won’t even notice. And since he can’t read, it’s unlikely he’ll read this article.

And all the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi!

Skill issue. Just stick your lips out further.

I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

Wonder where it’s going instead?

Alligators with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads for Alligator Alcatraz.

It’s cheap pasta with a sauce you add hamburger to.

FurAffinity and e621.

Literally anything. Even the things I still have that use AA and AAA batteries (of which the newest things are my VR controllers which is so stupid…), I have rechargeable lithium ion AAs and AAAs for so I don’t have to constantly buy batteries.

As a kid, tho, I loved 9volts because they had the best connectors. I could take a little battery powered motor apart, glue it to some legos and use it to make machines that moved or did stuff. I almost killed myself once wondering what would happen if I took the cord from a busted fan, wired it to the 9volt battery motor and the plugged the cord into the wall outlet.

It blew up the motor and started a fire. 🤣

Still bleeding internally and will die soon, but he isn’t worrying about it!