I thought the future would be cooler

Fee-fee days? Hubba hubba!

Did you know it’s called horse radish because it looks like a horse’s cock?

10 packs of underwear for $8.99.

I’m guessing Putin set him up with a lady with a penis. I bet the “piss tape” is Trump putting the moves on a pretty lady and then finding her dick. Calling the date ‘Bubba’ is them being in on the joke.

The good old ecstatic condition.

No sympathy at all.

And the oroboros of American politics continues it’s spiral.

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Why wait?

Welcome to the state of discourse in 2025.

Tailors shears.

Depends where we are on the Paths of Glory/Dr. Strangelove index

Indeed! But since it’s Kimmel we’ll have to wait and see if it’s funny.

Gross.

Single handedly keeping the Italian economy afloat!

How many of those do you buy direct from Italy?

This more like: sometimes a calculator can be a clock.

A meter is a Baker’s yard. 3 free inches!

It’s funny how the biggest argument for metric is that it’s so accurate but in real life use it degrades to “close enough”. My main problem with metric is that I can’t get my pencil that sharp.

Booblenpuppen.