Cope, Nanni.

No way he gets anything done. He’d be a lame duck until the next election, and then he’d be history.

That elephant bout to puke sugarcane

I didn’t see anything about reading the fan mail…

Okay next up we’re reading for the part of “deer in headlights”…

This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

New vote from the $20B club

Gold is as worthless as paper

When will we stop this practice of saying something worthless is valuable just so that greedy fuckers can hoard that crap?

Look, just ease off on ruining creamsicles for what’s left of the span of time

She refused to appear in unscripted events. People point to Trump’s podcast appearances as the reason he won, but in my opinion it’s closer to the truth to say that Kamala refusing to appear unless everything was closely controlled is what really cost her.

Imminently

Same here, ever since my stock portfolio tatanka’d

They got what their handlers wanted?

I like to think of laws as flibberlintons because who the hell cares if you break a flibberlinton?

Is it either people who are too dumb to hide the complete dominance of their overlords, or people who are aware that there is no need to hide anything because the game is completely and irreversibly over? Do I get two guesses? If I only get one then I’ll play it safe and say rapists.

Commentcel level shitcelling

Bravo

Mr. Mander has entered the chat

Earlier this month

Yeah, calculated avoidance is a good strategy