

I’ll still play a few of the SNES classics from my childhood sometimes. Super Mario world, Yoshis island, that kinda stuff.


I’ll still play a few of the SNES classics from my childhood sometimes. Super Mario world, Yoshis island, that kinda stuff.
Wrong, I was born and raised in this toxic shithole.
500/2= 250, 50/2=25, 250+25=275


People have been doing shit like that. It just isn’t reported on as often.


It covers the whole map and you can only see through areas where you have a unit within a few tiles, obviously.


Paper trail doesn’t matter when you’re effectively above the law.
Read a meme about opening your mouth real big? You guessed it: open your mouth real big about it.


I step on both barefoot all the time.


You’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.


Are you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.


Replace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that’s exactly how I do a dog.


This discerning, intelligent sphincter is such a curse.


I’m gullible, does that mean I get my asshole milked too 🥺


A broken clock is right twice a day, and it looks like it’s 11:32 on the dot.


Republican voters are only going to hear the “Republicans bravely defend the country from COMMUNISM” spin.


Because the only thing keeping the masses distracted enough to not build guillotines is the culture war. If they can’t keep their propaganda machines running they’ll literally get executed in the streets.


Hey! If we’re lucky they might mount almost all the votes they need to stop this.
I guarantee you, the manager of a fastfood restaurant is not a part of the bourgeoisie, and doesn’t want to be there any more than the other employees.