The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.

The plural of nazi is nazis. “Nazi’s” is the possessive form.

I’ve opted to pronounce it either Jgif or Gjif, that way I piss off twice as many people.

Terrorist fist jab

Please don’t make me feel old.

How many of them actually vote?

I’ve stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol’ terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can’t wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.

You think these fuckers used one of their own coins? They were just props that was handed to them. They probably haven’t touched an actual coin themselves in years.