Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Just make sure to point it the other way, first.

Uh, 'scuse me, I am proud to be Irish ~and Scottish, both from about 400 years back~ I take pride in my heritage by regularly listening to Celtic music.

Yep, and the only available one is overflowing with piss-n-shit water, and the toilet paper is soggy, and there are no papertowels and the soap is empty and the sinks are just more toilet bowls full of piss-n-shit water.

Hank Green just posted a video detailing the strategy of this admin.

Dude said it’s original.

This has to be the most indepth copy-pasta I’ve seen lately. Well done.

In the middle of our house

What do I do if mine’s not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

I thought they were the “Keep government out of my body!” party. Seems like a lot of bending over for Uncle Sam’s schlong going on. What happened to “the right to choose which vaccines we take”?

Most of the pope-pics I’ve seen from popes-previous were without the pope-hat. That makes me think it’s more of a passive inventory item - full effects just from possession.

This reminds me of a kid with a similar diagnosis I had when I first started teaching. He just turned 18 and came in that day “with his adult voice.” Full octave lower than usual, and wanted everyone to know it was because he just turned 18 - lasted until about lunch time. Hopefully this is a joke shirt, but I can definitely say there are people like this out there.

I still wanna know when that wall will be built. Remember, the one Mexico will pay for? What about that? One dumbass thing at a time, here. We can just queue it up with all the other things stuck in the definitely drained swamp muck.

The sad thing is, this doesn’t sound odd or unusual whatsoever. Given the current lack of decorum, I automatically assume this is how everyone must speak to him.

And Mexico will pay for it!

It’s this shit that gives me hope.

Not the protests.

Not the community building.

The fact that the “in-chargers” are so mindless that they don’t know not to eat each other.

So, where do we get have to go when they deport us? I’m Irish/Scottish from about 400 years back, so my ancestors were literally here before the USA existed. Do I get have to go back “home”? Because I’ve always wanted to go!