Morphine

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I don’t think it’s people deleting it. I’ve had a few comment replies that just say “comment deleted by user”.

My plan is $25/month for unlimited talk, text, and 5g data.

Florida?

Where are you finding $25 sex workers in this economy? If you could supply names and phone numbers, it would help.

I gave a fuck once. I gave it to this cute girl I met at a party. She never talked to me after that. I’m never giving a fuck again.

What’s the point? In 100 years, everyone here now will be dead. Nothing we do really matters. Life is pointless.

If I had magical unlimited free time, I’d probably just spend it watching porn and jerking off.

Jerking off every morning to get me going.

I’m an expert at fucking my life up. I have no idea why anyone won’t hire me.

That’s “CEO Bloke”.

Dan’s Hardware, Spiffy Carwash, and The Salty Dog Wash

I also would like my non political communities to be void of politics. I’m glad to see an admin actually stop that. None of the Reddit mods would ever stop political crap, even though it was against the sub rules.