I’m German, and only slightly awake. My english no bueno, mea culpa.

But what about that third CEO’s private plane or yacht? Won’t somebody please think of the economy? 😭

At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

In my case it’s just half a Euro

It’s $0.551 even!

Even I would have to, and I found 50 cents on the street once.

I’ve read on the Google that his dick fell off when he played with it too much in front of his buddies in the Kremlin.

Yes, but after some beer and shots too you shouldn’t text your ex or write whatever that headline is.

I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.

She’s built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.

That’s like… a lot. I bet he’s sweating black sweat from his forehead right now.

He wasn’t expecting it neither.