I hope you’re right. My worry is we keep the fossil fuels as-is and just use newer technologies to facilitate even more extraction.

They’ll just add solar and gas to the pile and keep the coal.

Yeah, he’s been an ultrawealthy real estate tycoon for the past 50+ years. It’s wild you missed that.

I’d like to have someone ask him to name all of his children out of the blue.

I bet he’d get three, maybe four.

Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?

Thank you for your snackrifice.

It was Kurzgesagt. Which was even more troubling since they are pretty reputable and they’ve done videos on the past trying to spur hopes on climate change. It seemed like a weird little factoid thrown into the mix rather than something directly related to current events.

I was watching a video about past extinctions and they had a line where the oceans warmed two degrees over two million years, which was just about enough time for the ecosystems to evolve and adapt.

Look at what we’ve done in two hundred.

“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”

He’s done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?

It’s also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.

Not enough non-white representation to be properly aggregated.

Hard stance against immigration.

His support of ‘people like them’ captures 80% of reasons why they’re voting.

It all adds up to them disliking people they have no actual interaction with because the news makes them scary. Just raw, unashamed bigotry marching for the Oval.

It’s deviations from the mean, so if the deviation were “3” for example, values of 6, 3, 0, -3 and -6 would be 2, 1, 0, -1, and -2 deviations away from the central line, respectively.

Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’

“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”

“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”

“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”

Torturing children to own the libs

Earl Gray.

Charred.

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The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody’s gonna think you’re shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

Clarence Thomas: heavy breathing

“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”

Just read this book written 2000 years ago and choose your own adventure on how to navigate modern life. Surely this won’t end poorly.

Didn’t work for COVID but I got a black light back there and some lava lamps and it’s really quite cozy.