Just use your one free call for 911.

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Damn, a person like that is lone wolf material. Not marriage material. How’d you get entangled into this?

Gambling used to be illegal because it’s addictive & destructive. I’m not sure when it became legal & so ubiquitous, but I miss the days when it was illegal & could only be done underground. Gambling was illegal because it’s addictive & destructive.

Yeah seriously that book he’s holding in his hand seems quite small for all the information it claims to contain.

If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.

Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.

HA?

Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

Damn. Glad you got it back. Good on ya loading it up with alarms & security now, and eff those kids for their repeated attempts.

How did you get it back after they stole it?

Oh no, it’s no longer available. Did mods remove it, or is it only unavailable to me?

Update: thank you I see it now! Epic. Finally Melania kinda looks like she has a meaningful vocation for once.

Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.

I have the same question. Because if that picture is supposed to represent stolen valor, or poseur, I don’t think it’s working.

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.

Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.

I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the “class president” and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my “concution” and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell “concussion.” 😄 I’m 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain’s alright.

getting prediction of the future

Does molten lead in water magically spell out “you’re gonna get cancer” ?

had a teacher in college

Did he experience the head injury as a child? Or was he riding a bike without a helmet while he was a teacher in college?