JailElonMusk

It’s called the Public Integrity Unit and is in charge of making sure investigations aren’t politically motivated.

I’m calling it now, it’s as good as closed for:

DEI

Wokeism

Or the classic “Efficiency” from the party that wants to add 5 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.

That would require Republicans to find both their spine and their conscience.

Like RFK Jr. in a sewage filled creek, I’m not holding my breath.

Obviously he was being “sarcastic” during that too.

He’s so full of shit, when he sneezes he leaves a skid mark.

Exhibit A: https://www.trumpstore.com/product/trump-2028-shirt/?attribute_pa_size=small&attribute_pa_color=red

He’s absolutely going to try it, and it’s up to all of us to nope this shit until the next millennia.

Sounds to me like someone is getting a little bit yippie?

The Narcissist Prayer by Dayna Craig

That didn’t happen

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad

And if it was, that’s not a big deal

And if it is, it’s not my fault

And if it was, I didn’t mean it

And if I did, you deserved it

I have a quote from Donald’s Trump’s “Favorite Book” about this that he’s definitely read more times than “My New Order” a collection of Hitler’s speeches.

“Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves.”

Philippians 2:1-3

“Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, “My New Order,” which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed.”

I mean he’s now the defacto leader of the free world.

In my mind he deserves that and so much more.

How do we know he wasn’t just driving a Cyber truck?

I’ll take urgent threat to our democracy, our freedoms, and our position as leader of the free world for $500, Alex.

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That’s a good little free speech absolutist.

Remove content you are responsible for creating because you are self incriminating yourself.

Billionaire fear is back on the menu boys!

Keep it up and one day we’ll toast to his incarceration, hopefully with all the “empathy and due process” they’ve been showing to our America citizens and green card holders.

Alternative headline:

“38% of Americans are so addicted to NewsMax, Fox News, and OAN that they can’t stop sucking the toes of billionaires to “own the libs”, even as he cuts billions of dollars for them and the veterans, children, poor, sick, and needy.”

Millions of people will die for the sake of Hairplug Himmler’s fragile ego and masculinity.

Lock him up!

There once was a man named Musk,

Whose kindness was starting to rust.

He trimmed what he could,

For the wealthy, he’d stood,

While the needy were left in the dust.