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It’s a pretty successful Disney movie from the last 20 years, there was never a chance that would work.

Putin will probably just pull some more strings or use whatever leverage he supposedly has against Trump, so it ends up with Russia getting Alaska back with some form of a federal government payout too, that will be doled out to the working class in the form of a tax increase.

My first thought is all the maga people are going to run up to Alaska to “defend freedom” from Russia.

I then realized that probably won’t happen because they’ll only listen to what Trump tells them to do, so they’ll sit back and watch as the USA is reduced to 49 states.

In their eyes, you can’t spell RUSsiA without U.S.A…