More of a fart post innit?

I’m into hot grills with big nobs

Damn, is Lemmy really so quaint that these questions aren’t better served on more specialized communities?

I don’t miss (in fact I blocked the sub) askreddit with every question being would you rather sex your sex like this or sex your sex like that? But seems like a lot of super specific questions popping up here that could help build existing communities.

Try this in /c/phones or /c/technology perhaps?

Don’t leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.

Careful, known crotch grabber.

The dude was kinda built though.

Stalin would kick my ass.

Think I’d try wrestling with Kaufman.

Wanna maybe back that up a little bit? Sounds a bit like fear mongering to me.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Moxy

The inventor of the graham cracker?

It’s the lord’s work

Cool. Appreciate the effort!

Its not hate. It’s not toxic. It’s dramatic irony. You don’t have to laugh, but this isn’t meant to be hurtful to anyone.

I don’t say no to hugs.

That retainer ring looks pretty stout. Do you somehow counter-sink that to get it flush or just let that hang out?

I have switched to just using a ouija board and asking it where the stud is. Just as reliable but a little more fun.

Neat, now I can yell at you when shit falls down instead of just cursing these mounts in general. I hate these things, they often don’t install well, fall apart and never hold the weight they are rated for. I’ve tried a bunch of different types and they all kinda suck. Print me a better studfinder and we can be friends.

I'll bookmark it because I'd rather print one than buy it, but just seeing these raises my BP. 

People can’t handle momma jokes here?

Yep. There are strong movememts to undo what is really a very recent and very American practice of breeding in Brachycephaly. The American Kennel Club shamefully has contributed to these standards and glorified them in pure bred animals. Look at historical drawings and paintings of pugs as an excellent example. They were typically much thinner and had much longer snouts than what is idealized today. An increasing number of European breeders led quite strongly by the Germans are breeding Retro Mops or old fashioned healthier pugs. This has unfortunately not caught on in US (fuck the AKC - seriously), but retro pugs which are cross bred typically with terriers are starting to be a thing with a few select breeders. I have a retro mop. He outruns every single dog in his weight class in the dog park both in speed and endurance. He doesn’t need a harness, he has a strong neck and uses a collar. No breathing issues whatsoever. For archival purposes please check out https://pugdogpassion.com/ Therese Rodin has been a huge influence in this modern movement and I wish everyone would review her teachings or speak to her before considering purchasing a Brachycephalic dog.

Who wouldn’t want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That’s what I would do.