HonkyTonkWoman

Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

Found the riding mower:

I wanna grab a few light beers & turn Todd into a meal.

doin’ just fine, thanks for askin’!

Yeah, the antibiotics were first for a UTI. They left me on them when noro hit, which made the noro experience much worse.

Probiotics came next & were part of the solution.

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I’m just here to remind you we’re all makin’ durty with your inbox this evening [bowchickawowow…].

I had the same experience with norovirus this spring.

Probiotics did the trick, but it was t so much fun.

It’s also the glut of the plot of The Leftovers. Absolutely brilliant show, & Proxima Midnight is in it.

I killed my cilantro & parsley doing that in my herb garden with organic green onions. And I’m completely fine with that.

It’s about the only time I’ll prioritize organic produce over regular produce, those damn onions are delicious!

We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.

Are those its panties around its “ankle”?

Or 666 comments!

You are, in fact, correct. My heavens. The lack of journalistic integrity these days must’ve seriously damaged my ability to isolate important news from tabloid trash. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.

Folks, I admit fault. I’ll leave Elon & his tapir to their business.

You forgot the part about Elon fornicating with a tapir. Pretty critical piece of the story to exclude.