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Have you ever heard of the phrase “disproportionate response”?

obsessing over plants and accidentally dooming the world with agriculture

Where’s the lie?

I’ve been there. But then I fixed it. Call me a necromancer, because old friends can come back from the dead too.

Come and go in my ass~

Agriculture is nuts. Put food in the ground, and get more food back later? Cool!

Food preservation is incredible too. A single fish rots pretty fast when it dies, but we figured out a few dozen different ways to eat that fish years after it croaked. In serving sized portions, no less.

The correct word would be “antitheist”

skibidi skibidanger, i am the rearranger

5 may not be pretty, but it’s had my back in some hard times.

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A heart’s a heavy burden~

he’s only 7, it says it right there

Fuck yeah, good for him.

I’m right there with you. I feel like everyone I know’s a bunch of hermit crabs lining up to upgrade from soda cans and plastic bottles into real shells

oh huh, really showing my age here heh

Hi, nonprogrammer poking my head in from all. What happened in 2009?

Improved eye (singular), a second thumb on right hand, internal physical storage, modular left arm with power tool extensions, a nose and jawline that are very clearly technological but don’t do anything else, and a set of integrated wheelies

slap a controller on that bad boy and practice your street fighter 2 combos. That’s an easy half hour right there

i dont think i like rabbits as much anymore