I feel like more people need to “forget” the /s

To quote my favourite comedian: Jokes should never end with “I’m Joking”

Oh sweet summer child

True, but if you just got elected as the head of a US friendly nation, it probably wouldn’t be quite so unbelievable.

I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren’t many that live to have a second.

Oh look, another “political strategist” who literally looks like a reanimated corpse talking shit.

There appears to be a terrorist attack going on in Moscow right now and it’s not a rainbow flag attack.

Probably still schadenfreude, since we use the German word in English.

Freedom fries

Looks kind of like a lemon.

What are they chopping off? He’s already all crown.

Trump Refugee, Undocumented Migrant Plus Asylum Seeker Shelter Housing Organization Limited Enterprise

What a horrible name for a Pokémon.

Is that your alternative to voting?

Side note: the King Ranch Super Crew sounds like a range of chicken burgers.

From the guy whose username appears to be “This is Anal”

Moscow Mitch

Every story needs a villain.

That’s not a real country.

The mullet of upper body garments

Was always my favourite place to grab a burglidaner