I get it the least

Maybe they use an umbrella hat?

I would like it to be like in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“At the sound of the cann…” BOOM

Sounds like a skill issue. Just need to be careful how you wash it, don’t leave it wet and re-season every now and then. None of that takes any more time than going to the shop to replace the teflon pan that’s gotten chipped.

If it’s looked after, lasts several lifetimes

Better late than never

Maybe I’m lacking imagination here, but how exactly would… …

“I’m planting landmines on my own land, which would only go off if someone decides to invade”

NOT be defence?

A wave hit it

Maybe their torso is on correctly, but it’s actually their legs that are on backwards

Good bot… … … …Is that a thing?…