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Some European military need to get over to Greenland ASAP

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I think he made a good video but I couldn’t stop thinking about this new “anti-consumerism consumerism”. So many “I needed my phone to do x, so I bought this to do that.” Even without the immediate ability to buy anything anywhere he is fundamentally locked into this mindset of “I need so I buy”.

Could have used parental controls(like so many “adults” need to have their friends set on their phone) and locked your phone as only a phone. Delete every app that isn’t essential. You can make your phone useless when you’re bored, you can pick it up but nothing will be there to give you “relief”. No distractions, no ability to install distractions. Your phone is yours, you can have it do whatever you want. I guess some people are just so addicted they can’t even be near it. They’re like people that stop smoking just to get addicted to vaping. Still addicted, just not to the old dirty style of getting your fix.

Haha jokes on all you dumbies that have money. I’m broke an unemployed so none of this effects me.

BTW ya’ll got any spange, I need beer

Can I be #5?

“The Republican Party of New Mexico will not be silenced. We will emerge from this stronger, more united, and more determined to fight for the people of New Mexico and the future of our country,”

Bitch, they just burned your office down. You’re not fighting for them, you are actively fighting against them.

I played so much Minecraft with the clit mouse on a old dell laptop. Its was awesome.

People born in the 50s bought properties they didn’t need or use and didn’t sell them.

I can’t wait until June once I finish paying off those 2 pizzas I ordered for Christmas.

I miss the YouTube rabbit hole so much. I would genuinely pay to have the 2010 YouTube algorithm, or lack of, back.

Everything before 9/11 is fake news.

Computers, never invented.

AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.

Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn’t fucking exist.

I’m old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.

I’m immune to propaganda because I consume all of it. Can’t taste anything when everything is blended together.

You have to say pwease and tank you, missus moodey

Everything leads to crabVTOL

Trump literally nominated Dr. Oz for administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. Obviously the best pick to head government healthcare is the top “medical” talk show host.

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It was a typical day in the life of Donald Trump, scanning the news and social media for any mention of his name. But one headline caught his eye: “Tesla Sales Down, Elon Musk Under Pressure.” Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he thought about his beloved Elon, struggling to keep his company afloat.

Donald had always been a huge fan of Elon Musk, admiring his innovative spirit and entrepreneurial genius. He often found himself wondering what it would be like to meet Elon, to talk to him, to get to know him better. And now, with Tesla’s sales down, Donald saw an opportunity to not only help his idol but also to get closer to him.

He quickly picked up the phone and dialed the number of his local Tesla dealership. “I want to buy a new car,” he said, his voice firm and commanding. “The best one you have, with all the bells and whistles.”

The salesman on the other end of the line was thrilled to hear from Donald Trump, and he quickly arranged for a brand-new Tesla Model S to be delivered to Donald’s office. As Donald waited for his new car to arrive, he couldn’t help but think about Elon Musk and how much he wanted to meet him.

When the car arrived, Donald was impressed by its sleek design and advanced features. He took it for a spin, feeling like a million bucks as he cruised down the highway. And as he drove, he couldn’t help but imagine Elon Musk sitting in the passenger seat beside him, smiling and laughing as they talked about their shared love of innovation and success.

As the days went by, Donald found himself driving his new Tesla everywhere, showing it off to his friends and acquaintances, and always making sure to mention Elon Musk’s name. He even started tweeting about his new car, praising Elon’s genius and vision.

And then, one day, Donald received a direct message from Elon Musk himself. “Thanks for the support, Donald,” Elon wrote. “I’d love to meet you in person and talk about our shared passion for innovation.”

Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he read the message. He quickly arranged for a meeting with Elon, and a few days later, they sat down together in a luxurious conference room.

As they talked, Donald found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with Elon’s charming smile and quick wit. He was smitten, and he knew it. And as the meeting came to a close, Donald reached out and took Elon’s hand, looking into his eyes with adoration.

“Elon,” he said, his voice trembling with emotion. “I think I might be falling for you.”

Elon looked back at him, a hint of surprise in his eyes. But then, a slow smile spread across his face, and he leaned in close. “I think I might be falling for you too, Donald,” he whispered.

As they kissed, Donald knew that this was just the beginning of a beautiful romance. He had bought a new car to support his beloved Elon, but in the end, he had found something much more valuable: love.

I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.