I can’t even remember the last time I had cash in my wallet

I’d love a walkthrough on how to do that. To be honest, it’s been a while since I installed it and I’ve forgotten what I needed to do.

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I have reVanced but unfortunately I struggle with getting it to work consistently. Most commonly, the video will play for a minute or so and then buffer endlessly. My Internet research tells me the only way to fix it is to root my device, and I’m honestly not willing to go that far. Luckily I have adblock installed on my phone, so the official app is tolerable.

My house is going to be halfway burnt down by the time I finish chopping vegetables if I turn on the stove first.

Pure oxygen does not burn on its own. It needs a fuel.

Differing views are not the foundation of a healthy relationship. I absolutely would not be with someone who didn’t align with mine.

ASHRAE Fundamentals Handbook, 2021 edition.

It’s called hypocrisy.

We hit 8 billion a few months ago actually.

Holy fucking shit your parents had TEN kids?

Religion is a hell of a drug.

One of the very few things he’s said that I actually agree with. Although I suspect we’re not thinking of the same people.

If it’s not an institution of politics, then stop inserting your politics into it, you tool.

Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”

No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.