I feel bad for people like you sometimes. I promise you the republicans are not going to create mass graves with up to 500,000 dead

No, guys, Assad was still the good guy. Haven’t you heard about how great he was for minorities? Haven’t you heard about how much he supported Palestine? /s

He will be impeached within 3 days which is the fastest legal schedule, that is if he doesn’t resign (very possible)

Military withdrew from the parliament

Not exactly, under the constitution if the parliament votes to suspend martial law the president must end it. A constitutional crisis is brewing

Talking about guns

For people who don’t know, this is very, very bad. The recount isn’t actually because of the far right lunatic but because a reasonable person with good ideas beat the corrupt ruling party candidate for second place very narrowly. This recount is basically a transparent ploy to shove the corrupt establishment candidate through to the second round

This is after several recounts

You’ll change your mind after a few hours in The Can

MUG enforcement officers are on their way to your location. You will be placed in a MUG detention center, where you will be forced to drink MUG root beer until you stop thinking anti-MUG thoughts. Long live MUG

The whole meme is mug. Not “porn myself a generic glass of root beer”

Can we please fire all of these consultants. Every single one. Fire everyone at the DNC while we’re at it

only Trump is allowed to be a rapist

He’s not getting confirmed. A fish with a criminal record has a higher chance of getting confirmed

Very likely. This guy does not have the support and multiple Republican senators have said they won’t confirm him.

Fuck that.

That makes sense, I hadn’t really considered that. Thanks for the detailed answer

Yes, please explain. Each state manages their own electoral system and California is a deep blue state

What did the GOP have to do with the vote counting in California? I appreciate California for counting every vote but I’m not sure what republicans had to do with making it slow

Yep, control runs through California, which is taking its sweet time counting the votes. It will be days before we know who controls the house, although it’s going to be the republicans more likely than not