For a “winner” he’s doing a lot of losing

Almost every American WWII film for starters. U571 was especially awful.

Wouldn’t if I was you.

American democracy was an interesting experiment. Well done for lasting this long. Glad I’m not you guys. I shall continue watching the car wreck.

It’s also a Metallica song

Fuck your duck! I raise you my 🐦

Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.

I don’t understand their use of the term “log cabin”. Is there something gay about log cabins?

Obsidian + private GitHub repo hosting

I wonder if the lemmy.ml users will burst in here too brigade this story into the ground.

Last time I suggested Nicaragua had a poor human rights record I got banned from the instance.

I ask my mate in Shenzhen what he thinks of China and Xi.

He hates Xi and so do most of his friends. His wife is even a member of the CCP.

If you don’t fully commit to the party line and pay increasing fees you don’t progress in the CCP. Sounds a lot like Scientology tbh and they see it as more of a tax. Because leaving is a huge no-no. She wishes she never joined.

I take his (Chinese) opinion of China much more highly than a bunch of angry Zoomer kids on Lemmy.ml posting puff-pieces by the CCP.

Nim is cool

“Just”

That one word has done a fuck ton of lifting over my career.

“Can’t you just make it do this”

I can’t “just” do anything you fuck head! It takes time and lots of effort!

Dunno about anyone else but personally: I don’t care because I can’t afford food each month. Worrying where your next meal comes from focusing your mind somewhat.

Brutish missiles

It deded by terminator. :(

Be me. Go to bed. Wake up 4 times in the night for a piss. Get up in the morning and have 3 coffees. Don’t piss for 6 hrs!

Is that the fisher price phone? Pretty sure I had that as a kid in the 80s.

About 18mths ago I had meth-induced psychotic-break and believed I could change the seasons (precursor to my ascension to godhood). I also believed that when I wasn’t looking outside my window the world stopped. The sun stopped rising and the time was frozen. When I looked outside the seasons were whatever my mood decided it was.

So in a way - if I was still psychotic I could tell you I’d stop the sun from rising tomorrow. Which would happen instantly. Oh did I forget to mention I could also move time back and forward?

Yeah, I was pretty powerful for a few days. :)

Go on then sailor. Be the change you want to see!