This cat’s name is Kevin.

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

That was amazing!! I would not have bothered without your comment.

Please tell me this is real.

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!

So true.

Such a great show!

It’s all in the wrist.

Thanks, shelving guy! That makes sense.

Yeah, I think something like 15 would be the perfect “fuck you” amount for something beyond Starbucks and fast food. Enough to make it worth going, but only really enough for an appetizer.

Or be really horrible and just take one of the 50 or 100 ones for a decent restaurant, and just don’t get it activated. He won’t find out until they try to run it, I think.

This might be the most horrible idea I’ve ever had.

Hey! That’s a great scene to remember it by. I’m going to to use this in my lesson about this verb next year. Students will love it.

Thank you for expanding on my point. “Drawn” is the past participle, which must be used in passive constructions such as the above. “Drew” is simple past tense.

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Assholes love to fail upwards.

Not trying to be a jerk. Please take this as kindly as it is meant.

The past tense of “draw” is “drawn.” It is an irregular verb in English.

Silly English.

James Taylor’s Fire and Rain is about exactly this situation.

Absolutely not.

Agreed. No.