St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.

Could we combine the two?

With 35 months remaining until the presidential election, it looks like we should see a about a 133% shift further blue.

I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.

Have seen similar in Australia. The bathrooms of some more modern hotels seem to gravitate towards using a sort of sliding door / partition system for the bathroom. I can only assume it’s significantly cheaper and quicker than building actual walls and doors.

There are some Lenovo minis with Quadro GPUs in them as well. Would be handy for transcodes, if that’s something you require for Jellyfin.

Seeing a deleted comment on a post about confidence is absolutely beautiful.

Shooty McShooterface? I haven’t seen you since I shot you in the face!

Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.

Paige no!

Why do they never offer to match donations? I’d probably consider it if they did.

Soup Daddy?

Their core product is advertising.

You know what? I’m gonna not take steroids even harder.

Miggs?

A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!

Approach and repeat the ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words “Or else”.

What was homophobic about that comment?

It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!

Almost carton.