“And he wants to give you affordable health care! Public transit! Tax the rich! Can you believe this socialist? Wait, where are you going? Come back!”

Those B2 pilots could hardly bomb straight on their next run. Happy now, people?

“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

I love lamp.

I doubt he cares about holidays at all, but he very much cares about removing a holiday that is specifically relevant to not white people.

I was taking with a family member yesterday and said I’d be shocked if Juneteenth is still a holiday next year.

Results may vary.