I’m appalled by the US leaders and protesting against this shit whenever I can, but using the WW2 example undermines your argument unless the logic is that all the German jews would have just fixed all that Hitler shit if they weren’t such cowards.

Next he plans to fix the economy by issuing pardons to the farmers.

I have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I’ve only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.

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Reflexively want to correct him on how to use adverbs, but in this case the way he used “badly” might be accurate.

Isn’t the first step just having some further left candidates run in the primaries?

It might matter from the perspective of who Trump pays attention to. There are a lot of celebrities that he feels like he needs to respond to, whether it’s Rosie O’Donnell, Taylor Swift, etc. He pays attention to them much more than he pays attention to international authoritative voices, and I expect that Han Solo recognizes this too.

I think both things can be true in this case. People can admit that accidental Nazi tattoos should be disquailifying in a sane world, but also recognize that we are not currently in a sane world and that a person that got accidental Nazi tattoos is making a lot of sense in the current circumstances.

It’s a weird feeling to be surprised by someone holding to a set of principles (surrounded by a party where any position can be compromised for cash/dear-leader/whatever’s happening with Fetterman) even when those principles are disgustingly abhorrent.

Maybe next year

Okay, devil’s advocate for a moment in assuming that this invoice is valid, how the fuck does giving EVs access to HOV lanes cost a damn thing?

Like they’re Americans in the same way that residents on Washington DC are Americans.

Many people don’t know this, but I also settled the horrific conflict between Zootopia and Californistan that left trillions dead, just in case there are peace prize nominations being thrown around.

Absurd, and delightfully wholesome. Wish I could give more upvote.

Following Seinfeld’s logic, maybe Michael Richards’ popping off with the n-word is a “little better here” than Jerry’s dishonest insinuation that the Free Palestine demonstrators are all antisemitic.

The real victim here is Jaden. Imagine your dad not handing you movie roles anymore because he fucked his own career. So unfair.

It might be fun to be the doctor giving the confirmation. Like, “congratulations person, you have met the minimum requirements to be recognized as a male competitor in the sport competition.”

But that’s why we don’t let people with red hair compete in sports either.

/s

If we got to rank choice vote, I would absolutely put Newsom in above every current potential republican candidate, but the list above his name would also be quite long.

But the US is being invaded by Venezuela…

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/invocation-of-the-alien-enemies-act-regarding-the-invasion-of-the-united-states-by-tren-de-aragua/

This regime does the dumbest shit, but doesn’t seem to lack imagination to create fictional justification to throw whatever violent tantrums they think will hurt people they don’t like.