Sounds like factory default to me.

Ok. Then also the well earned patina makes sense.

Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?

Well, I was lucky enough to make sure my partner is only about 10 cm shorter than me. But still when I renovated the house, it ended up the way that they cannot reach everything…

You meant to say “fuck me, I volinteer?”

Not really a mnemonic in German, but I once learned how to remember of the moon was in first or third quarter by comparing the form of the crescent with the Vereinfachte Ausgangsschrift cursive letters “a” (abnehmender Mond, first quarter crescent) and “z” (zinehmender Mond, third quarter crescent). The same applies to screws watching from the top, cursive “a” is for “auf” (open) and “z” for zu (close). By reading the comments, this is somewhat the closest you get to your mnemonic.

Want another one? Sure.

Yo, facial recognition is utter bullshit at times. This “person” has been recognized by my NAS. Still cannot figure out, which of my relatives this hit resembles most…

…covfefe?