I’m in NC and one of my (voting age) coworkers heard me ranting about how republicans keep fucking everything up with evil, unamerican legislation at all levels of government and she was so surprised to hear something bad about republicans instead of democrats that she said:

“Wait, which one is which? I think democrats were… the ones I don’t like…

What’s the difference?”

As fucking made up as this sounds I swear to god this is as close to verbatim as I can recall. The conversation started with the plastic bag ban in the outer banks that fucking supermajority cuntpublicans overturned— and how everyday republicans consistently vote to destroy the planet, only to benefit some rich cunts and the profit margins of big companies that they have zero vested interest in. It’s unreal how fucking stupid these people are.

But they’ve been pardoned so it didn’t happen! Just as Jesus did, so can trump absolve anyone of their sins.

Imagine the absolute apocalyptic shit-fit the trumpers would have if Biden pardoned a bunch of crooks and cronies like Manafort, Stone, Kushner senior etc. x 100

Pardoning a bunch of tax frauds, while RAISING taxes on common folks and cutting them massively for corporations—and their broke, inbred base cheers. So much for draining the fucking swamp. God DAMN these people are as fucking stupid as they are vile.

I mean russia could just be testing their online psyops. It’s already terrifying what they did with our 2016 election. Maybe the bedbugs thing is just a trial run before their next big campaign. It’s always disquieting to consider what havoc this kind of manipulation could wreak globally.

Jokes on you, I do both

Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.

All western news is doing some strong work completely ignoring coverage of this narrative. Absolute fucking disgrace and travesty.

Hating genocide is such a bandwagon…

Okay so what was 99.99% unlikely to happen is now 100% unlikely.

“And give up this fukken cash opportunity to commit genocide? no THANK YOU!”

-Fascist Israel

Umm, maybe you missed the memo. Everyone killed in gaza has been a hamas militant, and everyone upset about genocide and war crimes is a hamas propagandist.

Those reuters reporters the IDF blew up? Obviously hamas… it’s pretty straightforward.

“500 hamas militants*”

“B-but most of them were children, elderly, and the infirm…”

“Yap, that’s radicalism for ya.”

I dunno man, when I said “they” might have facilitated it somehow, I definitely could have been talking about all Israeli citizens!

/s

Yeah Trump doesn’t think, he just wants

I didnt say Israelis I said Israel, as in the people in charge.

Let’s not mince words here, Israel wanted this to happen. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if they even loosely facilitated it somehow.

Now they have an excuse to complete their genocide and free up the rest of their lebensraum for their pure arya—I mean Jewish state.

I’d say 20% odds the babies never even existed—and, if they did, 70% odds there were fewer than 40 of them and 80% odds they weren’t beheaded.

“Violating international law” is pretty sterile/soft verbiage for fucking war crimes.

It’s probably just regular porn the whole point of this joke is the implication of incest from the commenter

The immigrant crisis around the globe is also at a tipping point. Climate change and corporate greed have fucked many places in the world out of habitability.

Immigrants aren’t going to stop coming because the alternative is a slow and miserable death or the threat of cartel governments. Now western countries don’t want to take care of them and don’t want to deal with them at all, because immigrants demand resources and we need all that money to hide in congress’ ratholes.

Well if we hadn’t fucking destroyed the planet in the blink of an eye maybe they wouldn’t all need to come to europe. If we hadn’t waged this stupid fucking war on drugs then maybe south/central americans wouldn’t need to flee cartel zones for fear of their entire village being beheaded and dumped in a pit.

America and Europe are only beginning to reap what we’ve sown over the last 50 years and we already want to throw in the towel.

Shit is going to get far worse, everywhere, imminently.