You have too much faith in occupying forces.

As if there was no civil unrest in the 60s, and there was no one surfing at the beach today.

We stick with it at this point because it’s not worth the hassle of changing it, and while points related to our axial tilt or the eccentricity of our orbit are less arbitrary it ultimately doesn’t matter. It is about the time that has passed and one point in the orbit is as good as another.

Onomatopoeia

I don’t see nothing wrong with a little

Aren’t microwaves Faraday cages? Can a phone get a signal out of one?

Quiet! You are giving the secret away.

The ton is not a unit of brightness

There’s no way he chose Richmond for any reason other than being the CSA’s capital city.

I don’t know anything about this guy or this song, but I think it’s more likely he chose it because Richmond sounds like rich men.

“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”

Jirls jive jifts of jilded jirders