Courtney (she/her/they)

It means “this reminded me that gay people exist and I’m too emotionally immature to have adult conversations about it so I made it illegal”

Which ends up meaning that itcan be basically whatever they feel like that’s vaguely related to any of the letters.

Change the simple tag to a mural, but it’s being done with spray paint cans by someone in a hoodie and it’s perfect.

I genuinely never get tired of this joke.

It’s dumb, but I like a lot of dumb jokes. Be less concerned with how clever a joke is and be more whimsical, even if it’s dumb.

I love posts like this because the comments always devolve into 50/50 people who don’t live in the country (doesn’t need to be the US, it could be the UK or Belgium or Singapore) being discussed telling others to either throw their entire life away on the thin hope that they spark a revolution, or simply commit suicide by cop while getting shot disobeying, all from the safety of their living room.

The only people who are capable of connecting the dots already know what needs done to get desired results, either peacefully or through violence, and are either doing everything they can to make sure it DOESN’T turn to violence, or preparing for when violence does happen.

“We all have the same 24 hours in a day”

I fucking hate that saying so much. I’ve started telling people just because you and everyone else at the marathon might have the same 23 miles to go, when 9/10 of you are shackled to a heavy steel ball, and at least half are dragging 2 or 3, then that distance means fuck all.

It’s an “X” to indicate incorrect answer. The teacher has 100+ papers to grade and a lesson plan to get together for tomorrow and doesn’t have time to make their marks look pretty.

I always thought “hydrohomies” (and other phrases for the same group) should have been called Water Sluts.

Missed opportunity, really

Slowly.

Seriously.

All you need is to make the ice freeze slowly, and when it’s all frozen you just melt off the not clear part and you’ve got clear cubes.

You could also set your freezer to just below freezing and achieve similar results.

Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

Lmao why do you think there are corpses filling it?

they’re too busy playing by the rules and getting killed with nobody caring, because “we’re better than all that” is a dumb notion that ultimately makes you a pushover that wouldn’t pull the trigger to save 1000 people.

The moral high road is filled with corpses.

I could sing in mandarin, you’d still know I’m panderiiiiin’

Followed by the dumbest question of all time, “Why, Gary?”

You can ship it to yourself quite easily if you follow customs regs.

Easier if you sneak it in with cargo that just gets tossed on a truck as soon as it comes in. That’s cheaper but riskier though.

If my boobs want to be the center of attention they’ve got a lot of growing up to do.

Maybe it’s just me, but when someone says “mountain climbing” I assume actual climbing takea place.

Not a leisurely stroll on a hiking trail.

I think the fact that most people are acting as though they expect actual climbing as well is enough to say the general thought of mountain climbing is not to hike a trail to the top.

That’s nice, but I was saying it’s less dangerous, and not insane. Not that it’s not dangerous at all.

my point, which spawned the conversation, was that mountain climbing and cave diving are far far more dangerous than rock climbing, which I don’t really think is up for debate. Someone just took that to mean “rock climbing is not dangerous as all” which is a separate statement.

Kind of like that “oh so you hate waffles” meme.

Correct.

Rock climbing is super low risk. Especially if you do it indoors.

Mountain climbing and cave diving have so many factors outside your control it might as well be flipping a few coins and if they all come up heads, you die. At least in more controlled environments, even if that environment is still outside but in a well used rock climbing spot, your chances of death and/or dismemberment are much lower.

The fact that I can’t tell which one you prefer is fantastic.

I think they’re both insanity.

Rock climbing is cool though.