Denvil

Ok, ignoring the blatant disregard for human life Israel has exhibited over the last forever, isn’t this monumentally stupid? Couldn’t this just spread to Israel as well?

Fuck fuck fuck I’m late for work by like 2 hours god damn gotta go eat breakfast and get the fuck out of here. Oh wait it’s 8 pm.l

But is it a crime to get a cat baked? 🤔

My tiny dog is shockingly not like this

Quiet, very rarely barks, first instinct when meeting a new person is to roll over for belly rubs, and quite smart and well behaved all round

Best dog I could’ve asked for

Quit paying unfair taxes to the crown

I assume that

1. based on age

2. fake

I broke my left arm 25 years ago. And it’s still broken today.

Healing bones is a perpetual cycle. You need that arm because you’ve lived with it, it made your limbs weak.

I have become addicted to tea in the last couple of months. Never touched alcohol because I just get the feeling I wouldn’t like it

Elepus

(Platypus)

Impressive doorframe too

Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped

She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

I mean to be fair there’s a good chance it ends in the death of whatever fuckwit comes after him. If the police have a 50% mortality rate, you’re probably going to run out of people who want to be police before you run out of “terrorists”

I ordered crab at a cajun restaurant at one point. That was the hardest fight of my life to eat so so little. Wasn’t even good enough to justify how fucking hard it is to actually eat the thing in my opinion. Plenty of people love them, but I simply don’t see the appeal.

No, they want 3 different takes of it. Two in .mov, and one in .mp4. Don’t fuck that up or they’ll send out a “don’t hire this guy” to every company they have contact information for