Jesus Fucking Krist

Officer, im pretty sure its “hi how are you right now”

Two monitors. One is 1440p and mainly for games and other tasks, while the other one is a really old and kinda shitty 1080p monitor i use while im doing stuff on the better monitor. I usually watch youtube or have a discord voice call open, sometimes i use it to have a tutorial or wiki page open like that i dont always have to alt tab and see the page again. Its really useful and i cant stand using a single monitor anymore haha. Thankfully im ok using the steam deck still

Nah its lettuce guac bacon tomato and queso

Literal translation: Chat, j’ai merdepublié

How any french person would say it (if french people were real): chat, j’ai shit posté

Masterchef is actually really fun if you dont watch the US version. Or anything that has that buffoon Joe Bastianich.

Probably some typos. I imagine its “ate an edible and cant sleep yet not totally awake”

2 whole pots of nutella

Fucking Evil Annoying Rat

What’s this about davs? Can i join?

The McKnuckleDuster

What pride flag is that on the right? /s

1+13=3+=3+

Probably something i got from reddit but when i see a weird comment with seemingly nothing to do with the original post, i find it safe to assume that its a bot.

Wrong post buddy/bot

Me when my ff irbby dort growing legs

Either ill use my imagination or i wont jerk it

Im gonna beach you off so hard

Needs more jpeg

chamallo in french sometimes. otherwise marshmallow