Got u these candles, my baby, my belle

You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places

It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss

Too on-the-nose to call these “Trumped up charges”?

Same, dilapidated attack aircraft. Same.

This raccoon has an absolute dump truck and I think that’s just swell anyway have a nice day lil buddy